. . . than the three retards as per Art´s suggestion. In all honesty, these guys are pretty awesome. I have purposely stayed away from Americans on this trip to immerse myself in the Spanish language, but after eavesdropping on their interesting and somewhat intelligent conversation by the pool, I knew I had to befriend them.
If you happen across an AWOL toilet paper flower you know who to look for.
Only the finest tableware for this champion of champion´s breakfast
Duncan and Bob prepare toilet-paper flowers to wipe the dribble off Art´s shirt. Now, if that´s not a show of tender loving care then I don´t know what is.
Unbelievable, only after winning the chugging contest against a girl by technical default, did he continue to humilate himself by going against the guy with the tequila whistle. Hello?
Notice the poor girl on the left sandwiched in between two undesirables, while her so-called friends looked on.
Christine may look conservative, but under the really great hair cut, is a wild party animal!
Yes, we would see this big sombrero and an accompanying tray of juice shots later. I was the only one to escape the dreaded $5 juice shots.
Seriously, Art really needs to go on that show Dwane Brady hosts, where people get to act really neurotic while they sing the remaining bits of classy tunes. He really knew his stuff. . . except when I needed his expertise after a beer chugging contest where I had to recall the name of the tune played. IT WASN´T CELEBRATE it was Celebration garsh darrrrrnit!
Next time you try swindling the local bartender with fake hotel cash be prepared to take a heavy dosage of Ibuprofren in the morning.
Bob and Art are no doubt laughing at one of the following:
Topo the Clown, Pants Marco, Cornflake story, Cockfight with nerf socks, So bad it´s good Blue´s Brothers, Pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey University, underwear photos, or revealing ass photos added to the sample wall by unscrewing the mount with a dime. Take your pick.
I have to give Duncan some props for this one. Despite losing the competition to partners that had more finess with their Tuttifrutti, he was a great sport and surprised her with a handmade dolphin whistle, which was way cooler than the proposed prized, a blanket.
This little girl resorted to accepting Bob as her partner for a contest. They are supposed to be shaking hands at this point, but we don´t blame her for her reservation.
Bus ride to San Lucas: $2
Banana smoothie: $3
Watching Topo violate Duncan: Priceless
I agreed to hang with Los Tres Amigos in order to see this guy, Topo the Clown. I have to admit I was looking forward to something a bit more scary, but if I were a kid and I saw those black lips attempt to blow something for me, I might need to add clowns to my list of phobias.
Here´s the intro to los tres amigos: From left Art is a fellow teacher (of Drama, very appropriate), granted he´s not a Montessorian but acceptable, Duncan has a really cool job working with Utilities (You should see how excited he gets when he talks about it), and then there´s Bob, well we don´t know exactly what Bob does, but I think it has something to do with being the star on The Munsters remake.
